"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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