Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
i've created a new STD.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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