that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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