i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Randomize
