Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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