How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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