Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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