Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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