I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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