I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
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