I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
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