god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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