but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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