And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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