Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Randomize
