In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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