And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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