I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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