Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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