It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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