I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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