I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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