yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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