Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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