All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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