My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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