I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
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