everyone is single if you try hard enough
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
Randomize
