Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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