I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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