Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I'm having to shit out rocks
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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