David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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