I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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