had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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