Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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