found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
im holly from the hills drunk
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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