my vag is so smooth its legendary
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
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