But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Randomize
