I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
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