The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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