Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Randomize
