Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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