U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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