I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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