did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
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