do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
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