She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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