When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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