Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
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