I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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